Tism attack

The act of doing something stupid and making a screeching noise while beating your hand against your chest in a rapid manner.

Hunter had a tism attack during math today after he said 2 plus 2 was 11

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coughing attack

An obviously fake coughing attack done in order to avoid answering a question, hide a laugh, or fill a silence.

Teacher: Who can explain the author's purpose in Chapter 5, and the cause and effect of the character's actions?

Student: *coughing attack* to avoid being called on

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Porn Attack

A heart attack,stroke, or coronary failure that occurs as a result of an orgasm while watching porn. Victims of this are found in an embarrassing state. The risk of a porn attack increases as your sexual activity decreases, so the best prevention is to regularly have orgasms.

"Did you hear about Jose Alberto? His neighbors found him dead next to a scarecrow he'd had sex with. The autospy revealed that he'd died of a porn attack. ...It had a strap-on, man."

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birac attack

Mike Birac's answer to the Zack Attack! A horrible hard rock group from Stoney Creek. Mike plays tambourine and sings, rarely in key.

You mean the zack attack from saved by the bell?

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attack chicken

someone with two or more of these traits:

death metal pants, mountain dew (code red), owns an alienware computer, monster energy drink, heelies, "cant sleep, clowns will eat me" t-shirt (or something similar), flourescent dyed hair, world of warcraft, live-action role playing, magic cards, one that goes under a psuedonym, knowledge of linux, epic metal jewelry.

"man that guy over there giggling really loud to that internet phenomenon while sipping on monster energy drink and gliding around the community college's cafeteria wearing heelies is such an attack chicken"

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Mack attack

A clap attack

Mack Attack gave me a clap attack

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Attack On Titans

If you have watched of have heard of Anime, you have heard of AoT.
The Anime that takes 5 fucking years for a season 2 and season 3 thaa will probably be delayed a good 2 years.

If he doesn't have a name, it's 95% chance of death
He has a name and isnt the main character? 60% chance of death!

Person 1 : Man! Marco is sooo cool! I'm only Attack on Titans because of him!!
Person 2 : *Remembers episode 13* Yup...mmhmp *Sips coffee*

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