/b/lockade

A process in which anons from /b/ raid the online chatroom Habbo Hotel by blocking various sections of rooms. This practice originated during the "pool's closed" incident, in which anons dressed as black men with suits and afros blocked the entrance to a pool while saying that it was "closed due to AIDS". When the habbo mods arrived, the anons simply called /b/lackup. Also called a /b/lackade, it has been known to have saved the lives of many habbos, from AIDS and stingray related deaths. Swastigets are also performed during /b/lockades.

Habbo: "Stop blocking the pool!"
Anon1: "The pool's closed due to AIDS, we must form a /b/lockade."
Mod: "MOVE OR YOU'RE BANNED!!"
Anon2: "I'm calling for /b/lackup!"
Anon1: "DESUDESUDESUDESUDESU"
Anon3: "These mods suck lol"

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d(^_^)b

a) someone listening to headphones

b) a happy monkey with big ears

c) simply an emote used by people out there

you can write it in this two ways:

d(^_^)b

d(^-^)b

The only difference is that one is happier than the other, lol.

person A: I feel like a monkey d(^_^)b!!!
person B: ... you are so stupid

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b stock

adj; noun

1. Products that are often not new, but could be in first class condition and/or that have been returned opened but not damaged. Usually on a 'first come, first serve' basis.

3. A girl that's not new and fresh, but neither is she damaged goods.

1. Damn dude, check out the deals I can score on this b stock merch.

2. Sometimes you just gotta pick up a girl off the b stock shelf.

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b-walk

it is a dance trip for the bloods for their revenge to the crips......

puppet dance

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Smoove B

1. A columnist for the Onion, known for his overly detailed paragraphs with a non-detailed sentence as an afterthought while describing dates.
2. A guy who is overly fawning, and usually wants to get into your pants and then find another girl.

1. Smoove B is funny.
2. While Norberto may not have been a Smoove B like his friend Omarion, at least he had a steady girlfriend.

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B & D

Bondage and Discipline/Domination

S & M Race Play

Q: "Do you like B & D?"
A: "Sure, tie me up, then whip me good all night long."

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salome b.

hottest girl alive..
is hilarious......likes to have fun..
gets down with the brown and bangs with the wangs..
she likes to get some all day errday non-stop.
she likes unugly guys usually..

she has a body like a fox and everyone whistles at her she cries because she doesnt know what to do with her beauty..

ayo that baby gurl salome b...she be flllyyyy, flyyer than my diamonds on ma chain..

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