When you pull out and smack your partner in the ass after having dirty anal sex, in which shit gets all over their ass. Quickly wipe the sheets with it and turn them around and shove their face in the shit wiped sheets.
Last night, your gay brother and I totally had a battle of bunker hill.
The game where you can be a racer where people WILL HIT YOU ON THE REAR MAKE YOU SPIN AROUND 1 MILLION TIMES WHILE SAYING HAHAHAHAHAHhhahahahhAHhaHAHahHAh EZEZEZEZEZEZEZEZEZ EEZE ZE E E ZEZEEZE EZE ZE
Backstretch Battles Remastered was killed by copyright
I old tweaker chick who looks haggard from battling other battle cats out in the streets. Usually slightly neurotic from trauma and drug use.
A segment of a Nerf War in which 2 people are shooting at each other. Lasts until one player retreats.
“They had a nerf battle so intense, it was the highlight of the War.”
shat battles is a game on roglocks thats inspired by slap battles (totally real ongod frfr)
Person 1: yo lets play some shat battles
Person 2: ok, open up roglocks and ill join you, bitch
A type of strategy game where the death of an NPC is perfectly normal and might even be part of the plan.
In battle simulators, you control when and where your units are deployed, and your AI opponent does the same. Once a unit is deployed, it goes completely automatic - it'll target an enemy, approach that enemy and attack the enemy if it is within attack range. If it survives, it will go on to target a new enemy, and the process repeats. Basically everyone is a mindless killing machine who always fights to the death!
I mean, battle simulators will never provide a good representation of war in real life, unless nations start using robots to fight each other.
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator is a great battle simulator to pick up for PC. And if you want a free battle simulator for mobile, I would really recommend The Battle Cats. In both games, every character moves and attacks differently, and the fights are weird and wacky and very enjoyable.
A docile puppy dressed up in costume to frighten toddlers on Halloween
I put a gimp mask on my little bitch Goldilocks. Now the children are frightened of her. She is such a Battle Llama