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rub bacon grease (at least 1 full cup or just spray bacon spritzer)all over a fat swollen lip.
if your hookin up with a girl and u bite her lip it swells up like a plump bloody sausage. rub in the bacon grease and you got bacon lip, baby.
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The description of a male who has sex with larger, pig-like women/men. The women/men have to meet the requirements of, being overweight with multiple fat rolls, a very distinct fat person stink, and a drive to get those jelly rolls jiggling.
Example 1:
Sarah: "Did you hear that Jake is having sex with that gross fat chick from the club?"
Jen: "Yeah, he has a total bacon dick."
Example 2:
Angel: "Hey hun, you ready to get a bacon dick tonight?"
Adam: "Sorry girl, but those small rolls don't have enough jelly filling jiggle, and would need a more overwhelming amount of fat stink for me to even consider getting a bacon dick from you."
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a sexual position in which you put the female on her next, puke in her vagina, then plug it in.
Tim: What's wrong?
Jill: Oh nothing... I just got bacon narwhaled....
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"1337" or "leet" is a form of speak used my idiotic morons on the internet. It comes from the word "Elite", because those morons are elites amongst the rank is idiots in this world. LAWL, NAWB!!11eight
Bacon is... well... bacon. That meat stuff. Duh.
w00t! h4, u 5u><!
Woot(exlamation of being happy or something, ask one of them losers)! Ha, u sux!(Ha, you suck! but then written so that it hurts your eyes)
1337 bacon sucks.
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Proper use of a razor. The pussy has a little strip of vertical hair above it. See landing strip, helps guide me when I'm drunk.
That stripper had glitter on her bacon strip.
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A way of complimanting a jewish girl. (Usually a BBG) By means of saying that she is jewish (kosher) and hot (sizzlin)
Giiiiirl, you be turkey bacon, kosher an sizzlen
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the phenomenon that occurs when engaged in an unwanted, boring, tedious conversation where your mind naturally drifts away and all you can think of is the deliciousness of Bacon and the wonderful joy it brings. usually followed by heavy drooling
(in head) man, I hate when she vents about her day when i'm trying to watch the game. I wish she'd shut the fuck up, give me a blowjob and later make me a BLT sammy. damn you know what, that does sound good right about now. mmm bacon. crispy, salty ... bacon... oh yeah baby (drools)
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