wanka-bar

A word that you use on various teachers when you have a friend that knows what you are going to say.

Teacher: "Stephanie stand out side!"

Stephanie: what a wanka-bar

Chelsea: bar {same time}

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Narc Bar

A delicious edible that will keep you high all day. Found at medical dispensaries in southern california.

-I ate that narc bar a couple hours ago.
-Oh yeah how is it
-Man i'm so faded.

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bar lizard

A woman in her late thirties or older that tries to pick up younger men at a bar. These are more common than the run of the mill cougar and can be easily picked from the crowd by her leathery skin from too much sun bathing and her raspy voice from her two packs of cigarettes a day habit. Her perfume is that of bouquet of wilted flowers and liver decay.

That bar lizard over there just showed me her C-Section scar and told me she likes it rough.

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Butter Bar

The military rank of those who don’t get no respect

I heard that butter bars girlfriend wanted to know why they weren’t saluting him at the gate.

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irony bar

When something is repeatedly ironic to an exaggerated degree, that it's as if you're being hit by the irony again and again. Not actually a physical iron bar.

While we were reading 'Othello', Shakespeare would not quit hitting us over the head with the irony bar!

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opera bars

My late grandfather used to say this every time he belched -- as he belched.

When grandpa Walt belched, he'd say "opera bars."

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olive bar

An olive bar is a peaceful area in which one's (or many) testicles are tossed in another's mouth and enjoyed thoroughly. An olive bar might be a bedroom, small dark closet, a humid car parked peacefully at night among the woods overlooking a waterfall.

First documented example was in Great Britain 1789:

Sir Richard Cumunherbach III- "I see that your face is lacking a penis to sit upon it m'lady. Would you, by chance, like to come to my home, enjoy a nice sit in my steam room, and enjoy a nice olive bar?"

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