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When a persons socks are so nasty and dingey it looks like they have been swimming in the river all day with them.
Suzie stayed the night lastnight which was cool aside from her leaving her river socks on my floor.
A school full of racist ass stuck up cunts. They all think their better than everyone else but they all live off of daddies money.
Chad: hey did you hang out with Megan?
Mark: No that bitch goes to Columbia river high school she called me the n word
When a male is receiving oral sex and about the time he cums he grabs his partner by the ears and cums til it comes out the other persons nose.
Dave: I gave Jackson the river raisin snot rocket the other day while he swung his jazz hands around and snot rocketed all over my dick.
Sub species of river roach, in the megawhore family. Just like a river roach, the river whale can be found floating on America's waterways in summertime, sleeping with anything with three legs. However, the river whale does not need an innertube or raft, as she is so morbidly obese as to act as her own buoy. May be found in bikini tops 4 sizes too small.
Datum, look at the water glistening off that river whale. Hope she doesn't run aground in the shallows!
A small remote town located in the Northwest Territories, Canada on the south shore of Great Slave Lake. Mostly contains of people that are high on crack and horse tranquilizer. Not much there besides a shitty old restaurant and one street light
Guy 1: Hey, wanna go to Hay River, NWT this weekend?
Guy 2: said nobody ever
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1. An unapologetic, phallic flex. Preferably near a moving body of water.
2. The new, new BDE.
Origins: Chris Pine’s infamous nude scene in OUTLAW KING.
See also: Hanging Pine
Ain’t nobody play D like Ray Lewis. Dude’s just river donging all over that offense.
1. An unapologetic, phallic flex. Preferably near a moving body of water.
2. The new, new big dick energy.
Source: Chris Pine’s infamous nude scene in OUTLAW KING.
See also: Hanging Pine
You see Putin moved his nuclear forces into Belarus? Dude’s just river donging now.