Taco Belled

To eat all the Taco Bell before you return to your friends, leaving them with nothing.

"Hey, where's my taco?"

"Sorry. I ate it."

"Dude! You just Taco Belled me!"

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two bells

When someone calls your mobile phone wanting you to call them back. Just let it ring twice so giving little oppotunity to answer it. This is useful if A. you're tight and do not want to use up your credit; and B. you have run out of credit.

hey honey, did you two bells me?
yeah, ta for calling back, i'm out of credit

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bar belled

a step worse than being dumb belled. this could be a physical or a very harsh verbal abuse

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bell wrap

A piece of material that ties arround a bell end.

Potentially offensive, depending on the context.

You are a bell wrap.

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bell end

the end of your bell(duhh)/penis

you are a bell end and if you read this you are also gay

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Taco Bell Hangover

While not exclusively used just for Taco Bell products, a TBH can be described as the aftereffects of eating any type of food that will eventually cause you to shit pterodactyls for hours on end, in which case, there may or may not be blood present. A cure for TBH is curling up on the bathroom floor in the fetal position while simultaneously shitting lava against the toilet base until there's no more coming out. Unfortunately a side effect of TBH is performing this roughly 10 more times until you kill the tube of Preparation H.

Jerry had a Taco Bell Hangover at work last week. The customer bathroom is still boarded up.

Whom The Bell Tolls

Time marches on

Yo that bass intro to Whom The Bell Tolls is the shit

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