BIS

Butts in Seats, i.e., employees sitting at the office. Used in a couple of different ways: a) to count the actual number of employees, excluding people on leave, trainees, open but unfilled requisitions, etc. b) to count the number of people physically present in the office as opposed to working from home.

I know your department has budget for 18 people, but you only have 10 BIS, plus 2 in the hiring pipeline, and 2 who'll be coming back from parental leave next month.

The corporate mandate is for everyone to come in at least three days a week, but I don't see that many BIS.

Bis

Bis short for Bismillah is a word you cannot lie on. If you lie on Bis it is a heavy punishment. It is like swearing on god.

Anas: "I got over my ex finally"

Brandon: "SAY BIS BRUH"

Umair: "Say Bis"

Dylan: "Say Bis Gang"

John: "Say Bis"

Anas: "BIS"

bi-tistic

Name for people who think they are autistic.

Friend 1: Hey did you see that girl at the party?
Friend 2: That’s the one who’s telling everyone she’s bi-tistic.

bi-heightist

attracted to both midgets and tall people

Zach is bi-heightist

Your aunt bi

Example:
P1: yr mum giey

P2: yr dad lesbian

P1: yr granny tranny
P2: *cries of sadness* your brother an other

God: your aunt bi

*the universe restarts itself*
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Your aunt bi is something that you use carefully

bi-eyed

The laziest way of defining a creature or human with two different colored eyes which is more commonly known as “ heterochromia”.

The way Elliott hunt would say it Kus she didn’t know what the real word was.

That cat has two different colored eyes so it’s bi-eyed.

Bi-Fanon

A headcanon that is shared between two people.

“Want to talk about our bi-fanon later?”