When a male inserts his erect penis into a fresh everything bagel. He then proceeds to toast the bagel, butter it, and serve it to his female partner.
Chip: What did you have for breakfast this morning Sally?
Sally: Well, I woke up late, so Dave whipped me up a quick breakfast boner for the road.
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Also referred to as an Electronic-Boner. This occurs when an individual(s) finds out that a Female is on his team in an online video game. Most common among ages 12-17.
Dude when I found out that xXsweetgirlXx was actually a girl I got an E-Boner, her voice was so hot.
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a collection of various porn scenes on a dvd or cd rom.
"I just made a boner jams that I can watch while on the plane to go to a business meeting."
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To enjoy a meal that is so delicious it stimulates your sexual organs thus resulting in a food boner.
My dick hurts today from the massive food boner that steak gave me last night.
Patricia ate one of my bagels I brought home from Manhattan and I could see her leaking from her pants, total food boner bro.
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When the penis becomes erect but you can not for the life of you think why the blood is rushing to your phallus, then you are in possession of a phantom boner. It has no reason to be there, just like Hitler at a Bahmitzvah, It just shouldnt be there.
You are in church singing a glorious hymn, but why oh why are you pointing to the heavens? The phantom boner has taken over and wont go away for at least half an hour
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When a prostitute gives their service for free.
If you're hot enough, maybe that prostitute will give it to you pro-boner.
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An erection one gets during the holidays.
"Watching my cousin signing Christmas carols gave me a huge scrooge boner."
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