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Do a no. 2 on a place you shouldn't do in (used especially for animals)
The dog has just done a Boston Steamer again
When you accidentally overcommit to a woman you have no intentions of being in a relationship with.
Everything was going great. We banged a couple times. Then she stayed over one night and I invited her to Boston. Dammit. mistake woman women commitment one night stand sex blowjob player college tddup
The worst. Thinks he's cool cause he's British but actually he is just really just a boring stump of a man.
Look at Joe Boston, he just looks like a flabslapper.
The worst. Thinks he's cool cause he's British but actually he is just really just a boring stump of a man. Likes men and eats horseradish. Plays soccer and not futbol.
Look at Joe Boston, he just looks like a flabslapper.
When you're hanging out with your boys on a trampoline, one of the guys propositions another guy to perform fellatio while the recipient closes his eyes and pretends it's a girl. The receiver, which previously promised to return the favor, will then renege on the agreement, having had his member already serviced. The giver, due to extreme embarrassment and/or ridicule, will then have to immediately move to another state. Thus, booking the next available flight out of town.
Patrick tricked Johnathan into a bro job so Johnathan and his entire family had to take a Redeye to Boston.
The act of licking your partners butthole in a hot tub.
Me and the tinder date had a hot tub soak and I pleasured them with a Boston Steam Pot.
A Boston Tea Party is the act of getting naked and sitting sideways on someones face in an attempt to give them pink eye, while simultaneously tea bagging their ear.
Ted: Why is your eye pink?
Bob: I was the honoree at a Boston Tea Party last night.