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Sitting in Business

The opposite of standing on business. To shit where you eat, so to speak. Instead of taking care of your business, you sit in your own feces like an infant child.

Mortgage payment was due and my son was hungry so I had no choice but to stand on business, but instead, I’ve been sitting in business all week, and the bank is foreclosing on our property in the morning.

by Shaboinked December 12, 2023


ur busy?

(n) An 'ur busy' is a friend with benefits, whom you can call at any time and ask to 'hook up', starting with 'ur busy?', hence, an 'ur busy'.

- Hey, baby! Ur busy?

- I called my 'ur busy' last night.
- And?
- I went to her place and we did it. It's nice to have an 'ur busy' these days...

by eyesonly October 15, 2005


Business Kink

The strong desire to bang people you do business with, and generally mixing business and pleasure.

My Business Kink gotz me propositioning all kindza bishez to my business bed.

by NatAtNight May 26, 2024


The Blackberry business school

A style of business management which applies to people who rely solely on a SmartPhone as their source of email content and management information.

The practice seems to have originated from the Blackberry users who may now use other devices but say they are not as good as their Blackberry.

It involves reading the subject of the email plus optionally the first line, but then coming to a conclusion and maybe an important decision based on that, and not taking the time to read and understand the entire content of the email.

Dude, don't forget he went to the Blackberry business school, you are going to have to shorten it!!

by Twiggybloke February 4, 2011


business trippin

Taking enough psychedelics to have a good time while still passing as a professional.

“I’m gonna drop acid at the company party, but just enough to be business trippin.”

by Kanman3000 November 11, 2022


finish your business

Complete a dump

Johnny was playing with his phone in the bathroom. His girlfriend knocks on the door. "Hurry up, Johnny! Finish your business! I'm dying to go!"

by Space Quest January 7, 2017


Sports Business Radio

A great radio show airing sunday mornings, has notoriously the all time best call-ins of any show.

Sports Business Radio actually has intelligent people call in. (i know weird, right?)

by Intern Mitch April 3, 2011