butt fucked

The art of using your rifle butt to literally fuck someone up in a war zone scenario....

American Troop: *gun goes click*
Wehrmacht Troop: *gun goes click*
American Troop: It's time to get butt fucked you Kraut Bastard!

*American Troop proceeds to smash Opponents skull in repetitivly with his rifle butt*

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Butt Plums

This is another way of saying Hemeroids.

I can hardly sit down because my Butt Plums are burning and itching.

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butt fishing

Anal sex, the other intercourse.

I'm into sports but most of all I like going butt fishing.

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Butt Burp

A fart.

All those bean burritos from Taco Bell gave me the butt burps!

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Shy Butt

The inability to take a shit with anyone else in the house.

Terri has shy butt when her husband is home.

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butt tits

A term to describe a woman's overall good looking combination of Butt + Tits. The woman generally has to have above par stats in both the butt and tits areas.

Damn, she's got some decent butt tits.

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butt-towel

The towel somone uses to do that butt-flos thing to dry there butt. You never want to remember that the towel you just used was/could have been a butt-towel.

Kid:(just gets out of shower)
Kid:(Begins drying off with towel)
Kid:"Wait..."
Kid:(Smells towel)
Kid:"AHH! IT MY SISTERS BUTT-TOWEL SHE USED THIS MORNING!!!)
(ominous laughter heard)

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