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when you fuck a girl who is having / just had her period, pull out, and cock smack her with your period bloody cock (aka mushroom stamp) leaving a bloody stripe on her face.
oh man, my girlfriend was on the rag so i had to Canadian red stripe her
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The act of stabbing one's penis through strips of bacon and then recieving oral sex.
Woman 1: Where did you go out to eat on Valentine's Day?
Woman 2: We didn't go anywhere; we had a romantic candle light dinner at home.
Woman 1: What did he cook?
Woman 2: He made the most delicious Canadian Shish-Kabob I've ever had.
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Well done french fries, quebec cheese curds, gravy, maple syrup, Canadian bacon, ground polar bear meat, hockey pucks, nickelback hatred, and curling rocks. served when it’s -43° Celsius with the windchill with a double double from Tim hortons and a side of bagged milk. Typically eaten during a hockey game. Eh?
Yes I’ll get a Canadian special to go please.
“Ok. It’s gonna be about 5 minutes soori.”
That’s ok, I’ll wait in my dog sled.
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Someone outside of Canada who simps all things Canadian.
Matty is such a Canadian maple simp.
He even owns a Canuck the cucks Jersey.
When one covers one's hand with maple syrup and continues to thrust their hand down their opponents throat.
person 1: your sister was wild last night she asked for a Canadian Nae Nae
person 2: goddamn!
When you shave the top of your head but not the sides
Nice Canadian lumberjack cut!
A sexual act where you get a 10 pack of timbits from your local Tim Hortons and ferociously devour them out of your girl's pussy. These treats can be in any combination, though sane people opt for mostly chocolate glazed one.
For non-Canadians, this also works with munchkins from Dunkin' Donuts or any other donutholes.
I gave my girl a Canadian Yeast Infection at the car wash last week.