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The act of stabbing one's penis through strips of bacon and then recieving oral sex.
Woman 1: Where did you go out to eat on Valentine's Day?
Woman 2: We didn't go anywhere; we had a romantic candle light dinner at home.
Woman 1: What did he cook?
Woman 2: He made the most delicious Canadian Shish-Kabob I've ever had.
When one covers one's hand with maple syrup and continues to thrust their hand down their opponents throat.
person 1: your sister was wild last night she asked for a Canadian Nae Nae
person 2: goddamn!
When you shave the top of your head but not the sides
Nice Canadian lumberjack cut!
A sexual act where you get a 10 pack of timbits from your local Tim Hortons and ferociously devour them out of your girl's pussy. These treats can be in any combination, though sane people opt for mostly chocolate glazed one.
For non-Canadians, this also works with munchkins from Dunkin' Donuts or any other donutholes.
I gave my girl a Canadian Yeast Infection at the car wash last week.
"When a guy is bending over a female and nears climax, but instead of ejaculating pours maple syrup all over her booty and exclaims "sorry"!!!"
I woke up early to surprise my girl with Canadian sticky buns. Sorry! Happy birthday!
Someone outside of Canada who simps all things Canadian.
Matty is such a Canadian maple simp.
He even owns a Canuck the cucks Jersey.
Canadian dick wrestling is a contact sport in which two males produce their genitalia and the first places his penis on a flat surface, such as a table. The other places his penis on top of the first guy's penis. The first person to get a boner loses.
The party got really out of hand, Fred challenged Peterson to Canadian dick wrestling and then he lost.