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Entertainers in the public eye, who increasly advertise their particular sexual orientation in public, the more popular they become, are "Playing the gay card."
John Barrymore, who formally was not widely known as a homosexual now uses many opportunities to advertise the fact. He is often "playing the gay card."
Such people and there are many, must have previously believed that their sexual orientation may have been a hinderance in their careers. In reality, it hardly makes any difference to the general public who aren't that bothered. But continual reference to it gets boring.
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Awarded to a white or black kid by an Asian of Asian allow him/her to say Ching-Chong.
Black: Gimmie a Ching-card
Asian: Okay, I give you Ching-Chong Card
Black: Ching-Chong
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Running a bar of soap through your partner's ass crack. Move is best used during a playful sexy shower.
Guy: Can I wash your sweet rump?
Girl: Do it like a credit card!
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Card game kinda like apples to apples suggested to be played with parents, grandparents, or the in-laws. A game for the sick and twisted with no morals.
Playing cards against humanity *Johnny reading question card* “children in Zimbabwe are starving because” *Johnny reading answer card* “My penis shrank”
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Where a woman writes on one of her panties with a marker her phone number and a note saying that they would like to meet any man that finds them ect. and then place them where they think some man will find them.
John just found a panty calling card.
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A game of poker where each player gets 7 cards and tries to make the best five card poker hand out of each. Each player is dealt 2 cards down and 1 up. The player with the highest showing card is the first to start the 1st round of betting by "checking" or betting. After that round of betting each player who has not folded their hand yet is dealt another card face up. There is then a 2nd round of betting on this card starting with the person who shows the highest hand. There is then a 3rd card dealt face up to each player who is still in the hand, followed by a 3rd round of betting. Then there's the 4th card dealt face up to everyone still in with more betting taking place. The next card is the 5th and final card and it is dealt face down to each remaining player. Everyone then bets again then the hand is over. The person who makes the best 5 card poker hand wins the pot!
Jim: Hey do you feel like playing some texas holdem tonight?
Rob: No, I'd rather play some 7 card stud because I'm sick of having to use community cards against mornos who constantly get lucky and suckout on my ass.
Jim: Yeah me too, good idea hahahah
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1. When someone has five sexually transmitted diseases at the same time.
(i.e. aids, ghonorea, crabs, syphillis, herpes)
2. When a person who is playing Blackjack is dealt five cards but does not bust.
1. Dude you had better avoid that girl, she's got the five card charlie.
2. I had a five card charlie going but the dealer still got 21.
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