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ninety-percent of the people who live in florida. especially fucking jacksonville.
oh yeah. that's a crack-head if i've ever seen one.
When an individual could swear that s/he saw or heard something but can't find reference to it, and worries that something like crack addiction might be the cause of the confusion.
Example of crack worry:
"Am I on crack, or did Rob Ford lie to the media?"
"How do you not know about that? Was there not a big media story about that, or am I just on crack?"
Example of inverted crack worry:
"Is that guy on crack or something? Why doesn't he remember our conversation?"
A cracked out Santa, usually from the hood. Easily identified by their dishevelled appearance, crack pipe burns, and meth teeth. May attack when "provoked" i.e. not giving them money.
"Oh shit, there's that damn crack Santa. Don't make eye contact, I don't have any spare change and I REALLY don't need another hobo bite." "Go on honey, give crack Santa a dollar before he loses his shit and attacks."
Mix of a pterodactyl, dolphin, duck, and Satan on crack.
I’m not human, I’m a pterodolphuck on crack
to become extremely annoyed or right fucking pissed at someone.
Matt: Fuck you guys im going home
Anna: ooooooo someone crack a sam????
Rambling incoherent twitter postings which are made usually while under the influence of drugs/alcohol/self-importance. Often posted in rapid fire and contradictory to previous posts. Well known crack tweet-ers are Lindsay Lohan, Tila Tequila, and Courtney Love.
An example crack tweet from Lindsay Lohan this November (in rapid fire)
"When does “going for a drive” turn into “walking into teddys with @carlosncharge and a girl"
"Too bad I can catch someone in a lie when I heart voyeur"
"Jess s is with kellun hahahahahahaha"
" so much for s not being “public” guess fame is better with premiere kids."
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"Did you see the crack tweets that Courtney Love posted about losing custody of her daughter?"