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(v.) the act of having sexual intercourse.
Origins: an episode of "Family Guy"
Past tense: Did the dew
Future tense: Do the dew
With a little bit of charm, luck, and a half-empty bottle of Tequilla, Johnny will be "doing the dew" with Susan tonight.
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N. A fool proof hangover cure, especially after a long night of hard drinking. An acronym for Jack Off, Shower, Dry Off, Sleep.
I woke up feeling like a bag of smashed assholes so I decided the only cure was a good JOS-DOS.
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To do something retarded, against all logic even though there is a much more logical way to do it
That guy is cleaning the floor with his white sock, he is Doing A Matthew
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When your stomach sticks out further than yo butt
Ayo man look at that girl!She got a bootie-do!
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"Doing a Josh" is where a person is able to do something, but puts himself down about it, until he thinks he can't.
Sion: I can't make this awesome Pk jump luls.
Cal: Yes you can! stop doing a josh.
* attempts jump *
and Sion spent the rest of his life in a wheelchair. :D
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Doing a Jamie is the act of getting wound up by a few 'scousers', a stoke twat and a man united fan here and there. Said person 'doing a jamie' will then leave the MSN conversation in an almighty mood; compared somewhat to that of a pre-menstrual female. Anybody who is 'doing a jamie' needs an apology or the world could end.
Chris says: screw you guys i'm going home!
Matt says: aww cmon chris stop doing a jamie on us
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you do an amazing job working it. meaning sexually.
jane: mm baby, you do it well!
dick: yeah baby, i do!
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