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eat a donut, ma'am

When your spanx perfect pants are working.

Beth said, "some construction worker just yelled 'eat a donut, ma'am' at me. I just assumed my Spanx perfect pants were working.

by agropuffs November 4, 2022


Chicken Donut

Sophia (the one that works at publix)

Sophia is a Chicken Donut for not hopping on DBD

by February 20, 2022


Donut people (person)

A group of self- entitled people (or person) who easily get their feelings hurt or are easily butt hurt.

Some of the students didn’t agree with the scheduled speaker’s viewpoints. These donut people (person) had the speaker banned from the school.

by regina5881 January 21, 2018


Frosted donut

The act of a generally female sex partner consuming a half-dozen unfrosted donuts and thereafter swallowing an appropriate volume of semen in order to spread an even layer of "frosting" on each.

Gee, im really craving a frosted donut tonight Carl.

by Downhillsyndrome December 11, 2017


Duuuval Donut

The Duuuval Donut is a very intimate act bestir two lovers. In which, the male put a sprinkled donut on his erect Unit. He then proceeds to fuck partner in the ass excessively, said partner then consumes said donut, whilst performing fellatio and screaming Duuuval at climax.

I gave that bitch the Duuuval Donut, bitches love the Duuuval Donut

by Danimalusb September 8, 2023


Bean Donut

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Describes any guy/girl that's glazed and nicely presented with caramel/chocolate melted on top - but when you get beneath all of that you find they're filled with beans.

'Dude - check that waitress. HOT! I think I wanna marry her'

'Yeah - just make sure she's not a bean donut...'

by i_am_the_gardn July 20, 2018


ghost donut the whip

Much like "ghost ride the whip" but while doing donuts. You set a brick on the accelerator, turn the wheel, and sit on the roof of the car while onlookers fantasize doing kinky-spinny-shit to you.

Mary-Anne: Wow, I've never seen anybody ghost donut the whip before!
Jane: Yea, I'm totally giving him my number when he's done throwing up.

by Blondie Stratcreek February 25, 2023