Trap Door Spider

All women are Trap Door Spiders. They are sneaky, cunning killers that will eat your manhood and your soul if you aren't careful. These creatures are known to lead you into their underground tunnels with false hopes and promises, only to take everything a man holds holy. All females are Trap Door Spiders, and this is indeed a manlaw.

Trap Door Spider= "I love hanging out with you. You are so fun and you always make me laugh!"
Man= "I really like you too. We should hang out again sometime."
Trap Door Spider= "Oh you like me? We'll now I don't know what I should do...I'm very confused now and I'm thinking we should just be friends."

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back door hoe

A hoe that loves taking dick only from behind and into her dirty asshole

Brown: What kind of hoe was Tonya-Lee?
Alby: Back door hoe

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Three doors down

A band that Totally SUCKS ASS!

My friend Bought the Three doors down cd and the Sucked so much, We Burned the cd.

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back-door vomit

Diarrhea that you experience post binge drinking instead of vomit.

God, I woke up this morning with the worst back-door vomit. I didn't expect that after last night.

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cat-door hips

skinny hips, of the sort that would fit through a cat door.

my boyfriends pants are always falling down around his knees cause he's got such cat-door hips.

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Door Dash Bitch

When you ask your bitch to quickly come over and drop off your stuff

You: Thanks for dropping of the clothes you bought me

Her: dropped it off? what am i your damn door dash bitch?

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Open Door policy

When your wife is in the shower and you want a quickie, but don’t want to get wet. You open the shower door and she shimmies backwards to the opening, allowing you to do your deed without getting drenched.

Yesterday Trudie was in the shower and I was already dressed, so I called open door policy and got it from behind without getting wet.

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