That gay guy sitting on his stoop is a total slum fairy.
a male, that is usually small or skinny, who is effeminate in nature and/or appearance, usually primping, preening, flexing and doing duck lips in front of the mirror saying shit like "hey pretty boy, you like what you see~?" before winking and doing a gay ass little fairy hop or twirl, then awkwardly shuffling out of the bathroom like nothing happened, but there is usually an old woman occasionally throwing awkward glances in his direction because she heard everything.
john: hey jacob, did you see logan yesterday? he's such a fairy boy!
jacob: yeah man, *chuckles* the way he fluttered his eyelashes at me, i think he wants me bro-
john: ayooo!!! give him james charles' number dude!
The act of Female Masturbation: Involving intensive clitoral stimulation.
After a long day at work nothing beats using a brand new vibrator to punch the fairy
he is a small lumberjack about four inches tall with wings a plaid shirt and overalls. he visits all girls in their sleep on their 13th birthday and hits them between the legs with a hachet, making what we know as a vagina.
hachet fairy: i woke up after my party and had a sensitive hole inbetween my legs, and now i have the desire to put foreign items deep within it.
megan: yeah that happened to me last year and so i stuffed it with trash and what not, now i have horrible acne in this area so i wouldnt advise acting on your impulse
The question that you would use to ask someone is stupid and retarded.
Bro why’d you do that, Do you see fairies?
The people that have damaged trees, by tagging with graffiti (usually in their teens - twenties) and/or Fairy Doors/Paraphernalia (usually primary school children being encouraged by parents) attached by glue, staples, nails or screws.
Gee this is bad....the areas looking like a "Fairy Ghetto."
What the link is between you and your drink
I rubbed my beer bottle really hard, and Magic Skank Fairys came out!