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A large male who denies he's fat despite all evidence to the contrary. Characterized by multiple chins, balloon like hands, slurred speech, a disproportionate head, and constant waistband adjustments. However, unlike "flat stanley", Fat Stanley never likes to be photographed, is too large to travel, and can always be photographed at home on his couch, sipping scotch and eating handfuls of nuts thinking he's losing weight.
Chris "Hey man, Bill thinks he's looking good these days. He told me he lost five pounds."
Paul "That fat fuck must of found 10 more because he's a total Fat Stanley".
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Give me the addy to your fat pearl so I can upload some sweet videos of my brother smoking salmon.
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Weight strategically gained in order to protect vital organs and muscle for when the occasional fight may arise. Some may claim this is an excuse for being overweight, this is when you explain and flaunt your impressive natural protective padding.
Jim: Hey Bob, did you beat that heavy guy's ass yesterday?
Bob: Hell no Jim! He had Karate Fat! My attacks were useless!
Jim: Karate Fat? That cunning fatass.
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An over populated species on earth. Rapidly increasing the growth of fast food restaurants world wide. So fat even there fat rolls have nicknames. One who could possibly remain a virgin for life. Specimin placed here to make normal people like you and I look better. People who are ashamed of admitting that the strong survive and the fat eat everything in Gods creation. One who can stare anirexia in the eye and then eat it.
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1. An adult male of excess mass who regards women as an accessory to his overweening ego
2. An obese man who builds his muscles at the expense of his character
3. A man who squeezes into girls jeans without regard to the girth of his ass
4. One who loves an ice cream sandwich almost as much as he loves himself
5. One whose vanity blinds him from the terror of fat growing on his thighs
Matt the Fat shouldn’t try to bulk up because his ass will always be a jiggly pool of cellulite.
Richard Simmons on Matt the Fat: "I've met middle-aged women who have less cellulite on their ass than Matt the Fat."
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Someone who is moribidly obese. Angry at the world. Hates anything that isnt edible especially children. Commonly found in the form of a teacher, principle, and all round bitcher. Is commonly mistaken as a rare breed of whale
"Ms. roberts gave me a zero on my interview because i didnt do only one little part of it."
"Oh yeah, shes a total Fat Bitch"
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When a chick with fat legs tries to wear boots, causing her calf to look like the tightly wrapped sausage. Fat can actually hang over the top of the boot.
Damn, that fatty should not be wearing boots, she's got boot fat all over the place.
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