Ducked up

When a guy places a rubber duck deep into his anus.

Aww man Tony was so faded last night that he ducked up so hard.

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Duck dynasty

The worst thing that ever happen to western civization. Not only is it a complete waste of ones unretrievable moments of life but it also lowers your I.Q. by five points per episode watched. However, it is a great litmus test for fishing out morons.

Moron: Hey, did you hear what Si said last night on Duck Dynasty?

Nonmoron: No, I was busy watching a Feynman lecture on YouTube.

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duck shoe

A brown penny-loafer with mold growing on the toe, sharing much the same color scheme as a mallard.

Hey man, your loafer is looking a little green on the end, it's starting to look like a duck shoe.

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fuck a duck

a military expession of suprise or anger

2. To Have sex with a water fowl namely a duck

"Well, Fuck a Duck! you hit the Commanding General with that mortar round Pyle"

2." Hey Cletus come see Jethro, he is going to fuck a duck the sicko!

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dump duck

Another name for sea gulls.

I'd like to shoot some dump ducks with my paintball gun!!

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fuck a duck

Extreme anger or disappointment. Kind of like "Oh, SHIT!" but worse.

CASSIE. It's a sin to lose a crystal. It's like killing your own dog.
COOKIE. Oh, fuck a duck!

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fuck a duck

One of the many capabilities of a 12 gauge shotgun.

I can't hit shit with this 20 gauge, but this ol' Remington 12 will sure reach out and fuck a duck!

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