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How a guy describes a girl when he wants to bone her. It's like saying "you look like you take dick really well."
Brad: "Oh Carissa, you're such a free spirit!"
Carissa: "Get away from me creep."
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When something is free, but you want it to sound rad and funny so you add .99 cents too it. sounds like 3.99 but its really free with a small price... see example
Friend: Hey your a fag
You: How bout I punchasize your face?
Friend: Oh yeah, how much?
You: I'll punchasize your face for free.99!
Proceed to punch friends face. The .99 addition to your free punch was the pain he will be feeling after.
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interjection. meaning goodbye.
"I'm out this bitch, FREE WEEZY!"
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another of many suicide sports, free-base jumping or free-base for short is similar to free-bunjee only the competitors are required to forget their parachutes, the person who hits most obstacles on the way down wins, simples!
Brian Lee Schubert of Alta Loma, Calif., 66, whose parachute failed to deploy, falls to his death in the New River during the Bridge Day base jumping event at the New River Gorge on Saturday, Oct. 21, 2006, in Fayetteville, even though he was wearing a parachute it failed to deploy and technically this counts as a free-jump, minus points for remembering your parachute, plus points for shock value, plus points for unpredictability, minus points for avoiding obstacles on the way down! free-base points 8.5!
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When a guy does not wear underwear.
Me: Dude I don't get why guys insist upon free packaging with sweatpants.
My best friend: Hahaha, yeah I really don't get it either.
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The female version of "Free Balling" or "Going Commando". Usually associated when the "beef" is visible through clothing or otherwise noticeable.
Also appropriate when a woman has a Labia resembling dangling roast beef.
Doug: Kasey came to my house today...
Vince: Oh yah - looking good?
Doug: She was Free Beefing
Vince: Could you see it?
Doug: Couldn't miss
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The illustrious actor of the silver screen, whose luminous presence graces such classic films as The Shawshank Redemption, Driving Miss Daisy, Glory, Million Dollar Baby, and Unforgiven. He radiates calm, and his simple, ageless, wisdom transcends the medium. Master of the subtly-related life lesson. Possesses the ability to salvage a bad movie and make it presentable solely through brief narration (see War of the Worlds). Has been confused for anti-apartheid crusader Nelson Mandela. Suffers from, but ultimately transcends, a slight facial skin problem.
"Have you seen 'Glory?' The character of Sgt. Major John Rawlins is played by Nigga Free."
"I'm at a loss. I wish Nigga Free were here, he would know just what to do."
"If Nigga Free would follow me around and narrate my life, I would feel like a star of an Oscar-winning Hollywood production."
"Nigga Free was awesome in that!"
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