Yander-Friend

A person who’s eager to murder someone or something, yes, literally an object, or someone that hurt their best friend

“This is my Yander-Friend - …. You’ll get what it means if you hurt me 😄”

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙣𝙚𝙭𝙩 𝙙𝙖𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙝𝙪𝙧𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙛𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙...

*word not made by me, it was by my friend.”

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Just a friend

Now that Adrien is here

GO TELL MARINETTE THAT SHE IS NOT JSUT A FRIEND

Adrien : Oh Marinette she is just a friend

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friends with benefits

When 2 friends r attracted 2 each other in a sexual way but neither wants the committment of a relationship. the 2 usually care for each other tho.

After hooking up with him, i knew that our relationship would never be anything more than friends with benefits.

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Friend-sex

When two clearly defined friends engage in some form of copulation, while maintaining the same level of friendship.

"Lexi, you're awesome. I think we should have friend-sex."

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Breast friends

Friends with benefits but for lesbians.

Tom: Did you hear about Dana and Katie?
Matt: What do they go out?
Tom: No they're just breast friends.
Matt: Hot

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just friends

Rejection, basically, once someone says this to you, you're thrown into the friend zone, this is a hard place to get out of and you know you fucked up somewhere if this is where you end up.

Fairly good looking guy meets fairly good looking girl, a few weeks later they can't stop talking to eachother, the guy is really into her and thinks she feels the same way, he is about to say something to the girl, meanwhile the girl is thiking "great, another friend" the conversation goes like this-

guy-i've been having a great time with you lateley.
girl-me too.
(at this point the girl thinks "wow, we are so much alike", the guy is thinking "thats a good sign")
guy-i kind of have a confession to make - i have felings for you
girl-i'm so sorry, i just see us as friends
(at this point, the girl is thinking "i see us as just friends, i'm not into you in that way" the guy is thinking "for fuck sake!")
so, going by that example, the guy got thrown into the friend zone because he went about getting the girl in the wrong way, now they may still be friends, but there will be tension for a long time, other typical reasons why you might hear these words are-you're ugly/have a bad personality/the person who says this isn't single.

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vampire friend

someone who is only your friend at night because during the day he/she is with his/her (most likely asian) significant other with a ball and chain attached to their crotch.

tycho: "hey where's that douche aaron?"
erik: "i don't know, he's such a vampire friend. we only see him at night!"

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