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When both characters die but there’s no way in hell that’s going to stop you from writing fanfics
Random stranger : but -—- and -—- are dead!
Me: it’s called a ghost ship darrell.
The act of farting while a girl is going down on you while under the sheets.
Sara was blowing me and when I gave her the ghost oven she threw up on my dick before running down the hall like poltergeist with the sheet on her head.
Someone who silently faps quickly, often trying to avoid detection.
“Bro I swear Joe is a ghost fapper, I always hear weird sounds from his room…”
Ghost-fapper someone who silently masterbaits.
Said to be the best shit known to mankind. It happens when you take one big shit, but, when you wipe, you find there is nothing to be wiped. However, when you look into the toilet, you realize the shit slid down the toilet hole making the shit invisible no matter what angle you rest your eyes.
Guy 1: And when I looked in the toilet, there was nothing...
Guy 2: Whoa, it sounds like you experienced a Ghost Shit.
Guy 1: A.. Ghost.. what?
Guy 2: A Ghost Shit is none other than the best shit known to mankind.
Guy 3: Yeah it only happens once in a green moon
The act of jerking off using a napkin. To choke the ghost.
"I choked the ghost for a solid two hours yesterday."
or
"Would you like to choke the ghost for me?"
When one chooses to respond on one communication platform while ignoring questions or conversations on another.
Benny keeps DMing me on instagram but hasn’t answered my texts. Selective ghosting at its finest.
Ghost tears are when you feel tears rolling down your face but there are none.
"Last night I felt ghost tears"