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there stands the glass

A song about a guys crippling alchoholism

Wanna listen to this song, there stands the glass?

by Mighty Mighty Man May 27, 2024


Glasses-Off

When checking out a chick that’s too fine that you have to take your glasses off when looking at her to do a double take.

Damn look at the girl she’s a glasses-off
Oh shit let me look *takes glasses off*

by hellllllloooooooos March 2, 2020


Glasses-cart

1. a shopping cart full of glasses
2. when you go on a shopping spree to Specsavers

1. oh my that is a glasses-cart
2. I went for a glasses-cart today

by whoophey December 31, 2019


scratching glass

Refers to incessantly scrolling on a smartphone, which has a glass screen. Used as a pejorative, with the connotation of doing something ineffectual, unproductive, and/or even harmful to oneself.

Brings up imagery of someone making pictures or writing on frosted glass to pass the time, or someone trying to make a permanent mark on a glass pane with just their fingernail but ends up breaking their own fingernail.

glass-scratcher (noun)
1. someone who spends a lot of time on their phone, usually scrolling through social media, but can playing games, etc., usually to their own detriment (e.g. social seclusion, inability to get out of bed without checking their social media feed, etc.)
2. someone who spends a lot of time trying to gain attention and/or influence on social media, but doesn't make much difference, and their obsession ends up harming them in some way, (e.g. getting into arguments online, fans turning on them, etc.). Can be used as a synonym for 'bluetick' (someone verified on Twitter), 'clicktivist', etc.

I wasted all day scratching glass; I checked Facebook, then Snapchat, then went on Pinterest and just scrolled for hours. I think I have a problem.

Joe Hildebrand is such a glass-scratcher. He spends so much time on Twitter but only has a few followers, and then he comes on Channel 10 and can't hold a proper conversation. Why does he bother trying to be a celebrity when he can't engage in social interaction outside of Twitter?

by KoalaHugger July 2, 2020


scarrab glass

Scarrab glass is a glass engraving and lapidary artist who Specializing in the re-creation of ancient artifacts such as Egyptian Hieroglyphic Tablets and scarabs!

Did you see that new scarrab glass Lost Artifact?

by Lost artifact archive May 22, 2019


glass ketchup bottle

ABSOLUTE TORY

“glass ketchup bottles only”
“fuck off you tory

by unowhooosl March 6, 2022


Glass Sissy

A synonym for snowflake, used to describe an individual who is easily offended and fragile. The thing that sets them off doesn't even have to be racist, homophobic or transphobic. It can be over literally anything, no matter how small or insignificant the situation is. The term can also be used to describe members of the cancel culture community.

Bill: Build Mode in Fortnite is absolute garbage! Only dickheads with no sense of weapon accuracy or awareness play that shit! No-Builds is where the real men play!

Bob: Did you just insult my favorite mode in my favorite video game? I'm going to cancel you and ruin your life if it's the last thing I do!

Bill: Are you fucking kidding me? All because of that? It's just an opinion I had, you fucking glass sissy!

by Leen Deen February 18, 2024