green grannies

When you've experienced spinach colored fesces all day long and now it has resulted in green skidmarks on your grannie pannies.

Moesha: "Girl, what be that rank smell?"
Buca Buca: "Ah shoo girl, it just be some green grannies."

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Green Vaccine

A vaccine whose production process must strictly adhere to Islamic principles—one that must be halal, otherwise Mohammedans should reject any vaccination even if having such an “haram jab” would protect them against the coronavirus.

In some parts of the Islamic world, Islamist leaders warn health authorities that any approved green vaccine should only be administered by Muslim doctors and nurses, and not by “infidel” medical personnel.

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green machine

when you puke in a girl's vagina while giving oral sex

OMG MOM!!!! Rob green machined me last night and it keeps leaking out!!!!!!

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Green Light

Green Light(verb)

Pronounciation - \ˈgrēn-ˌlīt\

To give a positive signal to do, or say something.

Horny Guy- Hey, l want to have sex with you...

Hot Girl- Um...

Horny Guy- Just give me the Green Light, and l'll get started... *takes off shirt*

Hot Girl- Well, to tell you some facts, *Takes off mask* l'm not a girl... l'm a guy.

Horny Guy- Well, to give you some straight-up facts, l'm not a "Horny Guy"... *Takes off Strap-on Dildo* l'm a Walrusman.

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smoking the green

smoking the old marijuana aka the best most beautiful substance on the planet

ah i love being a hippie and smoking the green all day

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Gang Green

A nickname for the NFL football team, New York Jets. It is a combination of a Gang referring to the "Team members" and the Color of the "New York Jets"- Green.

Lets go gang green, we'll win a Superbowl soon!

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Green Tylenol

Slang term for Marijuanna.

"I had a headache, but that green tylenol we smoked did the trick!"

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