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true happiness

a beer in one hand, a video game controller in the other,and a girl sucking your dick while you sit on a couch made of solid gold. mostly the girl sucking your dick makes it awesome.

alas, i will never attain true happiness. sigh

by arch king 89 November 27, 2005

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slap-happy

to gain massive excitement from slapping people.

jason was getting a bit too slap-happy with jeanette last night

by Phalkon November 1, 2004

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Happy Snap

The art of taking a photograph of somebody, often a complete stranger, without their permission - preferably when that person is engaging in peculiar or unsavoury behaviour.

A derivative of the term happy slap

I just happy snapped The Queen taking a crap.

by chris_armo November 10, 2006

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im happy

im happy

see im happy

by a coconut October 15, 2020

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happy fap

When you come home after a great day or good news and fap happily.

Just found out the girl I like likes me back! Time for a happy fap!

Just got home and it's just me in the house all alone.Time for a happy fap and loud porn!!

by Lilbitch January 8, 2014

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Happy anchor

WHEN YOU ARE PROPER BONCED OFF YOUR BEEZER ON SOME SILLY LEVEL PSILOCYBIN AND YOUR TRIP TAKES A SCOOCH TO THE DIDDLY. This is when you need your happy anchor. Someone with a genuine, kind spirit that remains relatively unchanged throughout the duration of your trip. This person, with their mirth and positivity is the trippers' Panacea. They save you from the perils of all that is a shitty trip. They bring you up when you are down. They cool you when hot, praise when sad and laugh, laugh, laugh. They are the happy anchor.

Bro, nearly freaked out on some dank shrooms the other day. Thank God Francesca was there- she is such a happy anchor.

by KyleKatarn4SWU April 13, 2016

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happy homeless

able bodied individual that rather than work and have something for themselves are content with holding a sign asking for a handout.

He (or she) walks around with a smile on his (or her) face like everything is good and ain't got a pot to piss in! Happy Homeless.

by Joey "TheVisionary" Mane$s August 19, 2014

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