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come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth i'm feeling romantical
come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth i'm feeling romantical
A line from a vine made by Calebcity, who is funnier than any joke youtubers on Youtube. (sorry, youtubers)
*doorbell*
Dude 1: Ayo The Pizza's Here
Dude 2: Sweet!
When a women (typically an ex) teaches a man how to better understand women and their interests.
Greg has watched the Notebook and knows the difference between beach waves and curls, someone cooked here.
A phrase used online usually in fandom spaces by someone who isn’t a fan of the interest at hand, as in “This is not the part of the internet that I usually lurk around” or “This is not where I usually go (on the internet)”
Tweet appreciating a scene in a show
Person: I don’t go here but I love this clip so much!
When their music was lock and now its time to go home
Kyle said the music was lock 🔐 from Frederick st the parade over dismiss em get em outta here
You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here is a long word, often used when someone has typed so much that they deserve to be where they are currently located. There are many ways You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here can be used, such in text, writing, and that is just about the most common forms You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here is used.
Guy 1: This is a long sentence I am writing to you right now Guy 2, you might as well respect me.
Guy 2: You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here
Guy 3: Nice.
When a girl says"My cousin is here", she means she has got her period.
Judy: Hey, Claire. Wanna go swimming with me?
Claire: Aww, I can't. My cousin is here. Another"shark week" again, you know.
Judy: Oh, bummer!