a cag hi cuan

threesome

When two Asians offer you a threesome eg. "A cag hi cuan?"

Checked his oil

Remove his pants. Inserting one. Possibly two fingers into another mans anus, to show dominance.

Thunder threw woo woo bear on the ground and checked his oil!

Tazz his ass

The act of befriending a player at Black Market prior to a server restart on DayZ PC servers, just to hit them with the ass clapper 3000 when they log back in.

Steel: This player just pulled up to black market, what should I do?

Yeeter McSkeeter: Tazz his ass.

Steel: Ok, the ass clapper 3000 is loaded.

Biting His Balls

Acting nervously about a situation. This term can be used in place of "Biting His Nails"

TJ is really biting his balls about tomorrow's test.

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Achilles in his tent

When a big member of anything refuses to work because of some petty dispute.

Achilles during the Trojan War, in the Illiad:
Agamemnon: BlahblahblahI'm king blahblahblah.
Achilles: Oh my Zeus shut up! *skulks off to tent*
Greeks:*die horribly*

"Jill and Jack couldn't agree on what color was the best, so Jill refused to participate in the PFD. What an Achilles in his tent!"

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in his/her bag

Crazy. Doing something stupid. In Philly terms, "Drawn" or "Drawlin". Actin a fool. In NYC terms, "Wildin Out".

Shorty's in her bag right now wearing leather leg-ins and boots in the summertime. He or She is in his/her bag right now thinkin they can keep goin around having unprotected sex and not catch something.

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hi how are you

A word to say to someone who you first meet. Your also trying to be nice and friendly, but your just actually toxic as hell and your gonna make them go to depressed as everyone else that you did.

me: hi how are you
???: hi! im ok :)
me: didnt you read the urban dictionary?
???: oh no..

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