Farmington High School

Farmington High School, located in Hartford County, Connecticut is known mainly for the obscenely wealthy population of stuck up assholes. Known to have one of the most absurd pep rally's in the entire country that received national coverage, it's ironically not uncommon for people to sit around all night doing nothing but hanging out with their family while watching a Disney film in their personal movie theaters. When rare social gathers do occur it often consists mainly of single-gendered groups playing BP together until the first person passes out and cries and needs to have their stomach pumped. One upside of Farmington is their highly regarded boys soccer team coached by the legend himself, Steve Waters. Cliques are quite common and your entire social status in high school may be determined by your first friend in kindergarten.

Farmington Breh 1: Yo dude did you pick up the lastest Air Max 90's?!

Farmington Breh 2: Yeah those are so hot dude but I'm afraid I'm not going to be able to get those new rims for my Mercedes because my mom's credit card is almost maxed out.

Farmington Breh 1: Aight dude, catch you at Farmington High School tomorrow.

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alexander high school

A high school in Douglasville, Georgia. If you go here, you're either really smart or really dumb. Kids smoke in the bathrooms and shit on the floor. For some reason graduated seniors come back all the time because there is nothing better to do. Mr. Hand, King of the Handjob lives here. Go cougars.

Rosa Parks also lives here at Alexander High School.

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wasatch high school

Everyone is either super overly enthusiastic or hates the school with a fiery passion. Stoners are abundant. Judgment is constant. Located in Heber City, Utah. Instagram is everything.

They’re from wasatch high school so we will easily win.

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chestatee high school

Chestatee high school, the football team is made up of useless freshman’s that can’t do shit. especially the kickers man, weak as fuck. If they put the cheer team on the field they’d win more games. Now if you walk into the black hall bathroom you’ll see ghetto girls, vape smoke, and lesbian bitches. The teachers suck ass and don’t even teach, let me
tell you, you see kids walking around the whole 24/7. It is easy asf to skip. Now our pep rally’s. Lame as FUCKK. The freshman’s and sophomores suck ass and have no spirit, i haven’t seen anything worse. The guys at this school aren’t even fucking cute, and if they are cute they’re sophomores and on the football team. The couples are cringy bruh it’s embarrassing. Our fucking girls are white washed mexicans and basic white bitches like where the fuck are our black people.Well go to ANY OTHER SCHOOL BUT THIS SCHOOL besides north hall <3

did you see how good Chestatee high schools football team was? No lol they can’t do shit.

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Parkwood high school

School in the middle of nowhere where everybody fucks their cousins and drives tractors.

"You're cute, do you wanna date?"
"Nah I'm fucking my cousin"
"Must go to Parkwood high school"

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Episcopal High School

A prestigious boarding school located just outside of Washington D.C. in Alexandria, VA. It’s one of the only boarding schools that is 100% boarding. It’s commonly referred to as EHS, the high school, and the holy hill. At Episcopal, you’ll find girls wearing $600 golden goose sneakers, too many Hermès bracelets to count, $300 cashmere sweaters, Canada goose and moncler jackets, and many more overpriced designer fashion items that could feed villages in Africa. It’s no wonder these kids can afford these luxury goods; after all, their parents are already paying $60,000 a year for their children. For boys, it’s mostly preppy brands that only douches named Brad or Chad would wear. Hookup culture at EHS is pretty big. Hooking up is often referred to as “DL”, but this term is getting to be a little obsolete. EHS also has a pretty big party culture: Kids getting high in their dorm rooms is no rare sighting. Episcopal has cheerleaders that mostly just scream at you and get mad at the freshman for not cheering loud enough. These cheerleaders are typically the most popular seniors. Anyways, GO HIGH SCHOOL & FUCK WOODBERRY

Episcopal High School is the greatest boarding school in the United States

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lambertville high school

An old High School in Lambertville, NJ. Popular weird NJ site. Erected in the 1800's, it burned down twice but a large part of the building is still standing and stable.
A lot of kids go there to explore, fight, or smoke marijuana.

Bri: Let's go to Lambertville High School and smoke a blunt.
Jess: Good idea! There will probably be other kids smoking marijuana also and we can match up.

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