too many bees in his/her/my honey

While it takes bees to make honey it wouldn't be all that great if they were still around for the consumption of said honey.

Man you are a great person and all, but you have "too many bees in his/her/my honey" tonight!

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I love you more honey pie.

John Daniel loves Izzy Karsyn more than she loves him :)

I love you bb. NO I love you more honey pie. :)

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Honey Bunny boo-boo Millie Millie moo-moo squishy butt baby cakes honey bunny waa-waa

This is a nickname for other people, typically used for younger siblings and/or boyfriend/girlfriend. Is customizable.

You are my honey bunny boo-boo Millie Millie moo-moo squishy butt baby cakes honey bunny waa-waa
example of customization...
You are my honey bunny boo-boo Zoey Zoey zoo-zoo squishy butt baby cakes honey bunny waa-waa

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Don't get your honey where you get your money.

Don't get into inter-office relationships. Do not romance a co-worker. Don't get your loving where you get your paycheck. Leave your private and personal life private.

Man: "I'm going to ask my new secretary out."
Friend: "Don't get your honey where you get your money."

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Honey, I never drive faster than I can see

Telling your girlfriend you'll never cheat on her.

"Oh, sure; your roommate is adorable... but. Honey, I never drive faster than I can see."

WHY DID YOU LET GUMMY BEARS EAT MY STOVE HONEY?

An exclamation that you may use after your gummy bears eat your stove

Karen: Hey Don, we gotta pay those bills or else we-
Don; WHY DID YOU LET GUMMY BEARS EAT MY STOVE HONEY?

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Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster

A monster mentioned in the 2007 best-seller, 'The Night of Unwelcome Visitors'.
This monster is combined of many people, and is some-what beautiful.
It happens to be a cross-breed of a human, and an animal, and this is what some people call 'disturbing'.

An extract from the story is shown below:
"The only way to defeat the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster was to play with its arse, and do a controlled extreme-supreme muscle-power-wank into it’s eyes.
Fred and Alan combined together, and did exactly that, and thus, the monster evaporated into a pile of burnt shit."

"Gerald, Dave, Joe and Jon had a massive gang bang, and all formed and absorbed into one big massive honey loaf of butter crusted anal cheese-like human/mongoose like creature, which couldn’t stop wanking, and had to ejaculate every 10 minutes.
This was now known as the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster."

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