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To fuck, the most legit of all hook ups.
Jenny: They hooked up.
Amanda: But that can mean anything from making out to fellatio.
Jenny: No no. They were hooking up Texas style.
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The unusual method of inserting one's finger in the ass of your partner while screwing her, and feeling her cervix. This procedure is most effective from behind.
I was doing this bitch doggy style and gave her a New Jersey meat-hook.
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When a person shoves their index finger all the way up the other person's ass and curls it in a "come hither" motion, resembling a fish hook. The Hooker then lifts the Hookee by the hook in their ass, suspending them like the Golden Gate Bridge by their asshole.
Bill thought he was getting a prostate exam, but was surprised by the doctor's unprofessionalism when it turned out to be a San Francisco Fish Hook instead.
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Having a penis that makes a 180 degree bend
Joe didn't know about Jeffs fish hook dick. Once Jeff was in, Joe couldnt escape
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The act of shitting into one's hands before giving a handjob.
Zach: What do I have to do for that Rare Riki dagger?
Nick: Give me a rusty meat hook and its all yours.
A straight girl-on-girl hook up is where two straight girls have sex. The girls can not be lesbian or bisexual. This is also called and Experiment.
Jane: Did you hear?
Penny: What, did Fat Felicia have liposuction?
Jane: Sara and Leslie had a Straight Lesbian Hook Up!
Penny: But they have boyfriends!
Jane: So do I but I had sex with Ellie!
Penny: WHY ARE ALL THE STRAIGHT GIRLS SLEEPING WITH THEIR FRIENDS WHILE THEY HAVE BOYFRIENDS!
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Noun. Hebrew. Sexual act. After hours of intense sex in the doggy style position, the man rips off the leg of the female and then shoves a peg leg in to the wound to replace the leg. Then, the male pulls out and ejaculates in her eye and covers it with a patch, screaming WATERFALL!!
Last night Sheila started crying while I was fuckin her from da back. I hate that sensitive shit so I Captain Hook Junior-ed dat ho. BYAAAH!
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