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Spanish version of little man with the helmet
"The cockgobbling putah almost bit off the Horny Little Conquistador"
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10:00 pm-1:00 am this is when niggas are so horny that they’ll do anything for even a quick hand job
jake: bro why would you ever fuck lexi?
me: it was horny nigga hours i don’t care what i was fuckin
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Porn that is so slow its like a turtle making love with another but still makes you horny as babyeee
"Man"- Jesus christ almighty this is Horny Turtle porn!
"Woman"- I agree i think we should do it in slow motion dear
"Man"- Same Babe
"Woman"- Horny turtle porn here i come!
"Man"- Yeeee haaa
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One you're fucking someone you don't know.
<while in the act of having sex one asks> "Who...who is this?" <thus, the Horny Owl>
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When the fluids won’t stop squirting octopus
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Juan is a horni nibba octopus, he won’t stop peeeing
the three main characters from the adventure zone balance arc. it is made up of magnus burnsides: the human fighter, taako (pronounced like taco): the wizard elf, and merle highchurch: the dwarven cleric.
the tres horny bois tricked garfield the deals warlock into giving them the flaming poisoning raging sword of doom.
Huh?
Person 1: I am so horny rn
Person 2: Come over
Person 1: why
Person 2: were gonna jerk of together
Person 1: Hell yeah
I am horny, why? just stare at Lisa's tits for a while and you will understand.