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A horse stomp would be when someone from the city, who thinks he is tough picks a fight with a cowboy. The cowboy will win with no problem, and when the city guy goes down the cowboy horse stomps him.
That gangster just got horse stomped.
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Rowan in elementary
woah that’s a firm grasp and an autistic horse
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When a man sticks his head up another man's ass and they pretend to be a centaur.
The man on top can shoot a bow and arrow, but it's optional.
Centaurs are beautiful creatures, but rusty horses are more majestic.
The other day I went to the rodeo and rusty horsed in the stables with my partner, luckily he didn't bring his bow and arrow this time.
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used in an extreme case of shock. Basicly you say this when your in a real fucked situation.
John: Hey Tony how are you?
Tony: John! My cat chester just got ran over by a fucking mime!
John: Holy Horse!
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When you ejaculate so forcefully into someone, that it kills them
Hey, did you hear about Adam? He died from getting a wet horse
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To defecate, poop, or take a huge shit that leaves the bathroom smelling like someone just slaughtered and gutted a full grown horse.
I hate going to the bathroom when I’m not home but that lasagna at Linda’s house made me immediately kill a horse. She went in right after and assumed it was Betty. Wheew !! That was a close one!!
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