autistic horse

Rowan in elementary

woah that’s a firm grasp and an autistic horse

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rusty horse

When a man sticks his head up another man's ass and they pretend to be a centaur.
The man on top can shoot a bow and arrow, but it's optional.

Centaurs are beautiful creatures, but rusty horses are more majestic.

The other day I went to the rodeo and rusty horsed in the stables with my partner, luckily he didn't bring his bow and arrow this time.

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Holy Horse

used in an extreme case of shock. Basicly you say this when your in a real fucked situation.

John: Hey Tony how are you?

Tony: John! My cat chester just got ran over by a fucking mime!

John: Holy Horse!

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Wet horse

When you ejaculate so forcefully into someone, that it kills them

Hey, did you hear about Adam? He died from getting a wet horse

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milk horse

cow

hey look at that milk horse

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Kill a horse

To defecate, poop, or take a huge shit that leaves the bathroom smelling like someone just slaughtered and gutted a full grown horse.

I hate going to the bathroom when I’m not home but that lasagna at Linda’s house made me immediately kill a horse. She went in right after and assumed it was Betty. Wheew !! That was a close one!!

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horse jar

When a guy and a horse cum in a jar and make a girl or a guy chugs the jar.

Jimmy and Crow cum in the jar and mix it around and make the wife jane drink the horse jar.(crow is the horse)

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