giving braines

Giving oral sex to a man (giving head).

hershel is giving braines.

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party brain

When you pull your balls up above your member and let them hang out and over the top of your pants, giving the appearance of a brain.

"Dude, this club is the titts! I need to pull out my party brain"

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Brain Tumor

What you get when you watch Jake Paul

I have a Brain Tumor

You watched too much Jake Paul

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Cum Brains

Degrading, but fitting name to call a sexually active woman who isn't very intelligent and who has the compulsive habit/desire to give men oral sex.

Your mom: "Mmmmmh, mmmmmh, mmmmmmm."
Plumber: "Ooo yeah! Polish my tool, bitch!"
Your mom: "Mmmmmmm."
Plumber: "Okay you can stop now. I'm gonna "fix your sink" now. *gets out condom and lubricant*"
Your mom: "Mmmmmh yeah, mmmmmh, mmmmmmm, mmmmmh, mmmmmh, mmmmmmmmmmm!"
Plumber: "I said STOP now, Cum Brains!"
Your mom: "Mmm, mmmmmmm?"
Plumber: "You've got a bad case of oral fixation you know."





Mark H. Proud UD author since February 2004.

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Brain Cells

The first excuse for parents to think weed is bad. The truth is, however, that weed promotes brain cell growth by increasing the development of stem cells in the brain.

Smoking weed kills your brain cells! That's why you only have straight A minuses!

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brain freeze

A state where your mind simply blanks and does not work.

Looking at the copier, I suffered from acute brain freeze, as I could not differentiate between stack, group, etc., eventhough I had copied things numerous times.

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clit brain

A derogatory term used to denote one's diminished mental capacity, i.e., comparing the size of the brain to a clit.

Whenever I smoke some couchlock weed, I get a severe case of clit brain.

I had to spend 10 minutes trying to get this clit brained customer service rep to understand my simple problem. Actually, during the 10 minutes I rolled and smoked a killer joint, so maybe it partly my fault.

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