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When I person wanking, they blow their load onto a wall or bedshet, or your best friends mom. It makes the appearance of Jesus Christ himself.
Chip made a Skeet Jesus on Matt's mom!
What some dogs have. The two calics on each thigh are the hands and the butthole is the head. If you look at it closely, it kind of looks like Jesus at the last supper.
"My dog's got a Jesus butthole!"
“Ones whom looks like a “prison” Jesus”
By golly Mr buddle, you look like prison Jesus!
When you or someone need Jesus.
Looks like this is going to be a crazy day today I need a cup of Jesus
A term coined by a person who doesn't know how to acurately perform an Australian accent. It loosely means "holy Hell?!"
Jesus crikey, that scared the absolute shit out of me!
noun, at least I think so. could be a noun, could be an adjective, who gives a shit. parts of speech are lame anyway.
"Jesus Powers" is the description one applies to a particular person when a particular situation has occurred that defies logic and reason. When the impossible has not only been made possible, but accomplished as well then an individual may be referred to as having Jesus Powers.
(During a late night online first-person shooter match)
Guy 1:"Dude! I shot this asshole with, like, 30 fuckin' bullets! No fuckin' way he could have survived that shit. I was lighting his ass up!"
Guy 2: "Dude's got fuckin' Jesus powers man."
(While attending a magic show)
"How does Criss Angel do that shit? Must have Jesus powers."
Guy 1: "Fuckin' Jesus powers."
A formal religion that exists in only certain minds. It is nearly impossible to join because Jesus is part of a clout gang.
Unfortunately, Tape Jesus is unavailable because his cult is worshipping him at the moment.