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When a christian boy has long flowing hair.
"Yo flow jesus i like your hair!"
"Ay thanks man"
When the sun is hidden behind a large cloud so that the light bounces all around the edges and creates an awesome shot of heavenly clouds. Unfortunately, cell phone cameras can never capture these epic views.
Bro: Whoa, look at that cloud, man!
Man: Dude that's epic.
Bro: Like, the light and stuff bouncing around.
Man: It's a Jesus Cloud!
A dance performed at a VBS or any very high energy worship service.
"Wow Mary Magdalene is really getting into her Jesus Jive!"
When I person wanking, they blow their load onto a wall or bedshet, or your best friends mom. It makes the appearance of Jesus Christ himself.
Chip made a Skeet Jesus on Matt's mom!
“Ones whom looks like a “prison” Jesus”
By golly Mr buddle, you look like prison Jesus!
Fisting somebody with a Jesus Fist while screaming "Jesus take the wheel"
I love Jesus Fisting
What some dogs have. The two calics on each thigh are the hands and the butthole is the head. If you look at it closely, it kind of looks like Jesus at the last supper.
"My dog's got a Jesus butthole!"