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When you take a shit and shave your balls at the same time and your hair sticks to your shit and looks like a porcupine.
"honey, you didn't flush your jimmy dean again!"
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Verb: when an individual blatantly steals from the person. You sit while you get stolen right out of your hands!
The perpetrator typically yells "jimmy jank!" and then may proceed to use the stolen item. This may include eating twizzlers, riding away on your bike or drinking your purple drink
(Also an interjection)
ex. 1: Josh was eating a pack of Golden Oreos when Fitho jimmy janked the last one!
ex. 2: Kanye jimmy janked the spotlight from Taylor Swift on teh TV that one time. (See imma let you finish)
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When a sexual partner from the night before notices you have an extreme case of morning wood, and proceeds to perform felatio or ass to mouth on you.
Tom: "Hey bro I got some Jimmy Early today!"
Brad: "Bro I know, I was the one who did it for you!"
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To "man up", to become brave. To stand strong against some form of adversity.
A saying coined by Latoysha, in Woodtown, a hood in Oak Cliff, TX
"You better tell him to Jimmy Up and bust that dude in the mouth!"
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A smart peace of shit that has idiotic friends
Jimmy neutron
Could have used his brain to find the cure to cancer
Instead makes strange si-fi shit and gets arrested by men in black
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Jimmy Saville is what people in the UK know as Santa Claus or Saint Nicholas in America. He is known as Saint Jimmy Saville or Saint Saville for short.
“Jimmy Saville is coming down the chimney tonight to give us our presents.”
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Lil Jimmy is a orange yellowish egg with freckles, dont be fooled by lil jimmy because lil jimmy is always sad. Lil Jimmy had a girlfriend one time but she dumped him 5 times which broke lil Jimmy's heart.
Poor lil jimmy.
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