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- A puff of jizz.
- A tissue used to absorb jizz.
- Albino cousin to jiggly puff.
"Woa man, did you just see that jizz puff...eh...float by?"
"Check out this cleenex, I drew a cartoon on it, but don't touch the other side...I've been using it as a jizz puff."
"Was that a white jiggly puff?"
"Why no, friend, that was a JIZZ puff. They are very rare."
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When some you haven't seen on Facebook in awhile suddenly appears, commenting and like all you past post from weeks ago.
Sharon is facebook jizzing all over my wall today.
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One who loves to be sodomized (preferably by frat brothers). As a result, when they flatulate soon after the sodomy occurs (it occurs often i'm sure) they fart jizz. The jizz comes out in a brownish hue because it has been residing in ones colon.
frat guy 1: "Look bro, I think Logan just shit himself?"
frat guy 2: "But why is it white and translucent?"
frat guy 1: " AHHH he must a Jizz Farter."
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A person whose torso serves as the collection point for someone else's semen.
George used her as a jizz mat, but Rhoda flung some of his cum back in his face.
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A Jiss Missile is when you you put a funnal around youre cock at youre climax and aim it at youre partners mouth so the jizz will shoot direckedly at there Uvula to cause them to gag from the amount of jizz shooting into there throat.
Jack "Yo did you here bode gave shaquein a Jizz Missile"
Erica " no way I want someone to Jive me a Jizz missile"
Jack " Ok come here then"
jack gave Erica a Jizz Missile Shortly after that.
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When a woman has a 2-pack it creates a canal in which you can jizz in after finishing.
Guy 1: Yep, totally just pounded my gf.
Guy 2: Did you use a condom again you wimp?
Guy 1: Naw bro, I pulled out and jizzed on her stomach. You shoulda saw that jizz canal, it was beautiful.
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One who mops of the jizz at a peep show.
When Jenna Jameson is in town, it's best to have a conference of jizz janitors nearby.
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