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The MAN. The CHOSEN ONE. HERE IS THE FUCKING HEAT.
“Bruh Joey Mount just sold me a Chicago Bulls snapback for $30 today is LIT”
A middle-aged ex-frat boy who never grows up, sounds like he has a <100 IQ, and is desperately clinging to his "good ol days." Could not WAIT for his kids to get to college so he could be heavily involved in their Greek life. Still thinks he has clout, is way funnier than he is, and can still pressure women into doing what he wants. Drinks beers with his meathead buddies (who look just like him) every weekend, completely oblivious to the fact that they are, in fact, middle-aged and not 21 anymore. The odds of him doing this on a boat are higher than most. Dude works out so he can attract his daughter's 20-year-old sorority sisters.
Facebook Joey is telling us how HE can help out with Greek registration.
In reality, we can click a link ourselves.
Joey is basically perfect in every way. She’s stunning which isn’t fair. She’s always happy. She loves with everything. She’s never ever boring. Sometimes shy. A very loyal person. And very straightfoward (in a good way) very blunt. Sometimes it gets her in trouble. But most people love her for it. She’s gonna grow up to be an amazing wife and mom. She’s a huge girly girl but likes some sports. She’s a kick ass soccer player (she payed me to say that) she’s a incredible family member and friend. Everyone loves joey.
Can’t reallt believe I was that nice.
Not strangers, good friends, have a past together, they had good sex ,(when they were both into it) . Joey really likes her alot an would always want her around an would give her her space an trust her, an not fight with her over stupid things. I'll be here when she is ready to have me even if it is just to satisfy her own sexual needs,( fingers crossed) . Or even just to listen to her vent an talk my ear off. But no matter what I'll always be her friend.
Joey an Cindy ;
soul mates. This is how I would use both names in a sentence: Joey wants to fuck the shit out of Cindy an hold her right after.
An absolute ugly pig and in 2021 was announced as the worst dishwasher of Syracuse East.
The baddest motherfucker to ever live. Awesome beard and HUGE balls.
You're cool but you're no Joey Blaze