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A term used in the show: South Park as a type of meme in the episode "Faith Hilling". This meme is portrayed as a person continuously saying "Oh Long Johnson" in a dangerous situation.
A boy was Oh Long Johnsoning in the road. After he said "Oh Long Johnson" for the 5th time. A truck hit him on his Rearend, punishing him for Oh Long Johnsoning in the Traffic.
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When Dwayne Johnson turns into a giant mythological bird from Arabic mythology.
A Roc is a giant mythological bird in Arabic mythology.
Dwayne the Roc Johnson? He’s not a bird, buddy.
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The best name for a male person possible.
Female: "So what's your name?"
Dick: "Dick Long Johnson."
Female: "Let's go to my place"
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A typical white girl
Wears extensions and fake nails
Like to suck all cocks (isn't picky)
Will fuck your boyfriend or friends.
Very non trustworthy
Wow what a slut !! She's such an autumn Johnson!!
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1) Any and all reference to a Giant Dick. Dick. Pecker. Woodpecker. Long, smooth shaft, complete with...
Two balls. Wang. Willie. Johnson. which also translate to "my Johnson" any male who resides in Angel Halls at the Culinary Institute of America who is the coolest kid on the campus certified executive master chef at age of 19.
Ex 1. Top Gun (1986) Goose: The list is long, but distinguished. Slider: Yeah, well so is my Johnson
Ex 2. Everyday; Person 1: Hey, how was is Mike today. Person 2: Mike who? Person 3: My Johnson
Ex 3. Piping ain't easy but it sure is fun - YES CHEF Mike Johnson CIA
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Another way to say something sucks, is bad, weak...
Originally used to comment about someones skill at sports, now used as a common word for bad..
Look at that kid, he is hella boo boo johnson...
Karen is hella boo boo johnson at giving the boss...
School is boo boo johnson...
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A guy who somehow became popular on Youtube one day. He hides a partly shady life, in which he's supposedly scammed MicFri and Breeze on their popular song "Doin' your Mom". He's been known to do particularly odd things, like addressing the viewers as a forum, repeatedly using phrases like squirrel aids and fake and gay, which are annoying now since 69% of the Youtube community are using it on anyvideo they deem fake.(This has spawned a mutated child, the "False and Homosexual" phrase) So far, he's impersonated a troll multiple times and insulted them, yet he happens to be one himself, lurking around for viral videos and then giving reviews on them in which he shows many signs of being a troll and often not actually giving a review.
What happened to Youtube? People like SxePhil, Ray William Johnson, Fred, and ShaneDawsonTV have taken over.
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