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The act of, in this very exact particular order: finding a sexual partner and take them to eat a substantial amount of Taco Bell with you. When you both inevitably need to take a diarrhea shit, do it at the same time, with the submissive sitting on the bowl and the dominant sitting on the opened top tank. During the shit, the submissive will perform oral sex on the dominant. When the dominant finishes on the submissive’s face, they must punch the submissive in the nose to create a mixed fluid of blood and ejaculate on their face. Once both parties complete their shit. They will perform a reverse sixty nine on each other until both anuses are clean. Then the dominant must lick the submissive’s face clean.
Man 1: hey bro, why did you break up with your girlfriend? She seemed really nice.
Man 2: nah bro, she was so selfish, she wouldn’t even do a kentucky jelly doighnut upper decker double blumpkin supreme with me!
Man 1: oh man, I didn’t know that, what a selfish bitch!
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The act inserting a sand blaster gun into your penis and turning it on until it is full of sand and then placing your penis in her fart box and blowing a load of sand in her
Omg Becky I got a Kentucky sand blaster last night.
when a man and a woman (hets only) hookup while eating bone-in kfc chicken wings, and when finished insert the bones lovingly into one another’s crevices and entrances one by one.
karla- i met this guy named keith at a waffle house last night and we had the most insane kentucky hookup.
lysander- no way! that’s on my bucket list. so hashtag jelly :(
Advanced the theory of nullification, which states that if the federal government passed an unconstitutional law, the states had the right to nullify the law, or declare it invalid.
“Hey did you hear about that new government bill? They’re going to take away freedom of speech.”
Yeah, it won’t go through The Kentucky Resolution of 1798 won’t allow it because it’s unconstitutional”
The sexual act of sticking your penis into noodles, then serving the noodles to an unsuspecting friend.
Hey Bungledash stick your penis in these noodles and prank Frankfurt into eating The Kentucky Wet Noodle.
A group of hillbillies singing a cheesy rock song in unison.
Danny's wedding was beautiful. We formed a Kentucky Choir and sang "Kiss From A Rose"
Where your brother, sister, or cousin sits in the corner and masturbates, then after a while all you hear while your getting raped is "incoming" from them as they cum on your face and their fingers and put in on your face like a wakandan
I was watching my brother get raped last night and I gave em the good ol Kentucky warpaint