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The act of, in this very exact particular order: finding a sexual partner and take them to eat a substantial amount of Taco Bell with you. When you both inevitably need to take a diarrhea shit, do it at the same time, with the submissive sitting on the bowl and the dominant sitting on the opened top tank. During the shit, the submissive will perform oral sex on the dominant. When the dominant finishes on the submissive’s face, they must punch the submissive in the nose to create a mixed fluid of blood and ejaculate on their face. Once both parties complete their shit. They will perform a reverse sixty nine on each other until both anuses are clean. Then the dominant must lick the submissive’s face clean.
Man 1: hey bro, why did you break up with your girlfriend? She seemed really nice.
Man 2: nah bro, she was so selfish, she wouldn’t even do a kentucky jelly doighnut upper decker double blumpkin supreme with me!
Man 1: oh man, I didn’t know that, what a selfish bitch!
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Performing anal sex with the partner of your choosing after eating fried chicken and using the leftover grease as lube. The name comes from rear ends historically being referred to as a "caboose". Keeping with the theme, one of the participants must say "all aboard" at the beginning of the activity and "Choo choo" at their respective moment of climax. The receiving partner is also expected to say "Choo choo" when their hair is pulled
Kink enthusiasts can also incorporate using a drum stick as an improvised ball gag.
Cletus: "Man, I gave Tara Lynn the ol' Kentucky Conductor and she's been calling me 'Colonel' all week!"
Bubba: "That gives me an idea...."
Cletus: "...what's that drumstick for?"
Performing anal sex with the partner of your choosing after eating fried chicken and using the leftover grease as lube. The name comes from rear ends historically being referred to as a "caboose". Keeping with the theme, one of the participants must say "all aboard" at the beginning of the activity and "Choo choo" at their respective moment of climax. The receiving partner is also expected to say "Choo choo" when their hair is pulled.
Kink enthusiasts can also incorporate using a drum stick as an improvised ball gag.
Cletus: "Man, I gave Tara Lynn the ol' Kentucky Conductor and she's been calling me 'Colonel' all week!"
Bubba: "That gives me an idea...."
Cletus: "...what's that drumstick for?"
Performing anal sex with the partner of your choosing after eating fried chicken and using the leftover grease as lube. The name comes from rear ends historically being referred to as a "caboose". Keeping with the theme, one of the participants must say "all aboard" at the beginning of the activity and "Choo choo" at their respective moment of climax. The receiving partner is also expected to say "Choo choo" when their hair is pulled
Kink enthusiasts can also incorporate using a drum stick as an improvised ball gag.
Cletus: "Man, I gave Tara Lynn the ol' Kentucky Conductor and she's been calling me 'Colonel' all week!"
Bubba: "That gives me an idea...."
Cletus: "...what's that drumstick for?"
When a man sexual assaults a woman and she refuses to reciprocate so then he has Kentucky blue balls.
He got Kentucky blue balls because he couldn’t finish his load.
The act of acquiring a KFC bucket meal, consuming its contents, and then using the convenient bucket as a receptacle for one's vomit.
"Why do bulimics love KFC so much?"
"Why?"
"It comes with a bucket!"
"Oh, you're talking about pulling a Kentucky Mia."
Verb, to give your friend a collapsed lung while bench pressing them.
"im bouta Kentucky Fry joy Ong"
"joy died after i Kentucky Fried her last night"