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a prison gang of white power skinheads that normally are from
gangs like the original punk gang "fight for freedom". They are whites that turned to white power to differentiate themselves from general population whites (pecker woods) to exude power. They way they affiliate, dress, and look are similar to mexicano inmates thus the low rider at the end.
"we need to show these surenos who runs the yard and keep the nazi low riders respect in here".
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Man A "Hey did you here about shelly"
Man B "No what happened"
Man A "Apparently she boarded the football bus and banged the whole team"
Man B "Dammm shame we missed out, I'd heard Shelley has low self esteem"
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this happens to be a band that is life. if this band did not exist, we would all die. seriously. look them up, and if you don't know them already then i'm dissapointed in you. They are the four coolest guys you will ever see. Alex Gaskarth, an extremely hot, quirky, hilarious, lusicous little boy. Jack Barakat, a half dinosaur who is probably the best guy in the world. Zack Merrick, an amazing child with ever-changing hair who is quite snazzy. And Rian Dawson, a super BAMF dude who is like hilariously adorable.
Person1: "Oh my god did you see that vid on youtube from all time low? alex is soo hot and funny!"
Person2: "OMG i know he's my future husband!"
Person1: "Hell to the nahh girl he's mine!"
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The act of holding in a juicy fart while in public, only to sneeze, causing you to involuntarily rip a noisy grumpy at the same time. Usually followed by desperate seat-shuffling or forced awkward conversation in an attempt to conceal embarrassment.
Professor: And so the hypotenuse is equal to the square of . . .
Jim: (Oh God, not now. Why did I eat so many burritos?)
Jack: Dude . . . You alright?
Jim: Ah-CHOO! (flatulates simultaneously) COSINE IS SQUARE ROOTED!!
(Professor squints over his glasses with a puzzled expression. Rest of class stares awkwardly.)
Jack: (sniffs) Dude . . . Did you Hi-Low Blow?
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To keep something very secret; not tell another person
Alright, I'll tell you but keep it on the down low...
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Slut jeans that are way to low.
Some girl in low rise jeans wanted $5 sex.
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