the number twelve looks like you

A praticly unknown metal/Post hardcore/Experimental band from Bergen County, NJ. They got their name from an episode of Twilight Zone about a women who refuses to undergo an operation called transformation that must happen when someone turns 19. When she is forced into this procedure, she loses her identity. The members are Jesse, Jamie, Justin, John, Alex and Smoogs.

We drove all the way down to Orlando to see The Number Twelve Looks Like You.

19👍 4👎

your shirt look like a dishrag

the ultimate put down

This kid walked up to me and was like man luddy your shit is ghetto and I was like whatever man your shirt look like a dishrag. He was like damn.

235👍 92👎

hi i am looking for love

lol if your seeing this me too. Try to find me.

hi i am looking for love, so alone.

14👍 3👎

looking like a jar of peanut butter

you looking thick

you looking like a jar of peanut butter in those jeans

It’s beginning to look a lot, like, Cringmas!

This is a song originally sang by The True Master himself. The True Master was feeling very festive, so he sung this song. Memers alike joined in and sung together.

This is the first line of the song, a spin on the classic ‘It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas’, originally sung by Johnny Mathis. The word ‘Christmas’ is altered to ‘Cringmas’ in order to attempt to inject some humour, a loved classic move from The True Master. The True Master unfortunately only sung the first line of the song, and I, myself, continued with ‘everywhere I dab’, in which The True Master laughed at and began to sing himself.

During form, where there is small amounts of chatter.
Suddenly, The True Master pipes up.
“It’s beginning to look a lot, like, Cringmas!”
Memers alike begin to laugh.

Hey, look! It's like a cock but smaller

Without a doubt, the most hilarious thing a man can shout from a bathroom stall in a crowded public restroom. "Eye's front and center gentlemen, unless you suspect (for obvious reasons) that the comment is directed towards you".

I was taking a shit in the corner stall of a nearly-packed restroom after the Concert. I could see there was no one in the stall to my left, so I shouted "Hey, look! It's like a cock but smaller". Suddenly, you entire restroom fell silent, and I had to stay in the stall until I could exit with a straight face.

Look how they Massacred my boy

A term for stating something that used to be good/great but was then ruined viva outside influence or it trying to be meta etc.

Person 1. Hey a new TV show released of a beloved classic. We should watch it.

Person 2. Ok it can't be bad who would ruin a beloved classic!

Person 1 and 2 after season 1. Look how they massacred my boy.