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A totally family friendly thing to do with the hangman’s knot, that has nothing to do with KYS(never do that!) you can also stir a mixture or hang a picture.
I want to make bananas fly so I am going to learn how to tie a noose.
Never consider self abuse.
Suicide hotline bling: 1-800-273-8255
To jizz all over an Asian girl's face, then proceed to clean the mess up by an extra blowjob, once done, her face will look like white powder make-up.
Lev: You won't believe me, I gave this Asian girl an Asian make-up!
Anton: Too much time on your hands, dumbass.
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When you're at a party the two couples next to you are making out and you're in the middle, forever alone. And you're fifth wheeling like a champ and pretending to be occupied elsewhere because those blonde asian bitches won't dance with your sorry ass. So then you're just standing there between those lovers sucking face.
This phenomenon first occurred at JMaddy.
MT: I can't get over that awkward make out sandwich from last night. Like I'd come up for air and you'd just be standing there. Loser.
MC: :( No one loves me
RV: Never partying with you again. Lame sauce.
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The South Carolina colloquialism for "it does not matter."
me: "Where would you like to sit?"
grandma: "It don't make no nevermind!"
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"Make Me Bad" is a song written and recorded by American rock band Korn for their fourth studio album, Issues. It was released as the album's second single in February 2000, enjoying major success on U.S. rock radio stations and in the United Kingdom. The Alien-inspired music video is among one of the most expensive videos Korn have ever filmed, and features actors Brigitte Nielsen, Udo Kier, Tatjana Patitz and Shannyn Sossamon.
This song is about being addicted having sex with groupies. Jonathan tells himself he shouldn't, but he does it anyway. afterwards he regrets what he has done.
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Music that makes one want to fornicate, thus making babies. i.e. Van Morrison and Marvin Gaye
God, who played this song? This is some Baby making music!
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Wider hips on a woman, usually with a bigger booty and this is associated with having a good body for giving birth to children.
Sang by Fantasia in the song "Baby makin' hips"
Whoa look at that booty, damn she got them baby making hips for sure.
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