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A mexican caravan is defined as no less than 5 landscapers (mexican or non) having a sweaty orgy after a long days work, each of them taking turns swallowing a load of ejaculate
"Aye homes, want to make this a mexican caravan after work today?"
When you cum on a girls face and whip it with your dick.
I gave her the good old Mexican squeegee.
A number of men lining up to have sex with a group of pregnant women.
My buddies and I ran a Mexican locomotive on the community pregnant wives club.
When a girl is eating your asshole, giving you the reach around jerk off, and you give her the diarrhea spray
I took Maria home last night and I gave her the Mexican Dishwasher. Now we need to call a plumber and house keeper.
Also known as "Type 3 Diabetes" or "Tipo Tres", it is diabetes that is contracted when your pancreas is stolen from you and sold on the black market while you lay in a bathtub full of ice.
Joel: "What got up your ass?"
Joe: "Sorry man, I got Mexican Diabetes so I get grumpy from insulin deprevation"
Joel: "Is that why you voted Trump?"
Joe: "One of the reasons"
A drink taken as a "shot" with three components: one shot glass of tequila (gold or silver), one shot glass of tomato or corn salsa, and a tortilla chip. When taking a Mexican Feast, the drinker first takes the shot of tequila, second the shot of salsa, and then finishes by eating the chip.
"I want to fucking party tonight but let's think outside the bun... I know, let's get some fucking Mexican Feasts!"
The act of binge eating Mexican food with the sole intent to get the screaming shits and later on, swipe someone who has pissed you off nose through your pudding blaster like a credit card. Leaving refried beans and charmin on their face.
Dude:1 can you believe my dad made me mow grass?
Dude2: that's bullshit, let's go to El Toril and later on you can give that mother fucker the sweaty Mexican!
Dude1: lets go fam!