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Mexican BLT (beans lettuce and tomato sandwich) due to extreme poverty in Mexico, they use beans instead bacon.
Boss: Mexican BLT again Jose?
Employee (Jose) times are tough boss and can't afford bacon
Boss: you're right Jose, at this pace and with the current cost of living I'll end up having Mexican BLTs everyday...
When you live in Southern California, you are extremely close to the boarder. Very often you will see old scummy vehicles, trucks loaded past the brim with furniture etc., this is where the term "Mexican Mobile" comes in, you just know when seeing one of these scummy vehicles that a Mexican is in it. Spend a day here and you'll know what I mean.
Karen: Hey that smoggy vehicles just cut me off, and why is there so much trash on the road?
Me: THAT's what we call a Mexican Mobile
The act of getting violently drunk and putting a V12 engine in a tree and revving that bitch up and riding it.
Hey did you hear about Gabe doing the Mexican Rodeo last night?
Jon: Nah I was passed out by the tree.
He revved it too high and flew off her RIP.
The mexican sus is a creature found in the north-west part of mexico. It fulfills all the criterias to be called "sus" in mexico, since "sus" is a term which variates from country to country.
-He eats his tacos without the tortilla. what is wrong with him?
-Oh, don't mind him. It's just the mexican sus.
Licking the rim of a salted margarita glass. A person licks around the entire rim before drinking the margarita because the salt enhances the flavor of the sweet margarita. margarita, salt, salty, alcohol, drinking, drunk, intoxicated, margarita glass, happy hour, bar, liquor
The best part of happy hour on Friday is licking the rim of a margarita glass and then taking a big sip, knowing that it's party time. That's a Mexican rimjob, buddy!
Shoving a Carolina Reaper pepper up one's ass. This act will probably not be performed in a sober condition, perhaps on a dare.
Dave got wasted and tried a Mexican suppository last night. He should be out of the hospital in a day or two.
When u cum on 5 Mexican women one at a time
Yo they let me pull a Mexican revolver twice