mike and ike

a set of names that a male can use while reffering to his tesicles instead of using the actual term. also known as mary-kate and ashley, ying and yang, or tweetledum and tweetledee

1. dude, he just balltapped me right in my mike and ike!
2. hey sexy, wanna go to my bedroom so i can introduce you to mike and ike.
3. i fell in between my legs on a pole, i think mike is okay but ike is still trying to breath

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Cashout Mike

Cashout Mike is a shitty rapper from the US. He got mad views by bullying a trans guy and posting a video about it on tiktok.

Damn this cashout mike song is fire!🔥🔥🔥 on mute! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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mike dirnt

awesome dude in my favorite band...green day!!!! not as hot as billie joe armstrong or tre cool, but hey, he is kinda cute....lol.

mike dirnt is awesome!

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mike jones

rap (and real) version of "south park"-'s timmy.

"announcer: and now ... introducing ... timmmy ... and the lords of the under-world!
*band plays some type of sound variation resembling 'metal'*
timmy: timmy!"

-or-

"DJ:now the latest hit from mike jones, 'mike jones,' off the album <u>mike jones</u>!
mike jones: mike jones!"

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black mike

Probably the greatest plug that's never existed. Moved hundreds of pounds undetected, made thousands of dollars and has sold everything under the Yellow sun. He's untraceable and virtually doesn't even exist except by word of mouth only.

hey do you think Black Mike has some yellow busses?
If doesn't have it i'm sure he can find it he's like Google.

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Mike Kachowski

When someone makes a ugly monster like a frog thing with one eye mixed with lightning mcqueen.Also used for when anyone gets head UGHH.

My friend gave me a Mike Kachowski

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Mike Jones

A kid I grew up with in Wyoming nicknamed "Tripod" because he was hung like a donkey. tripod

Holly shit Mike! That thing looks like a third leg and is as big around as a beer can.

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